[00:25:41] anyone have heroku, aws, or digitalocean credits? I need to host a mongo isntance for collaboritive development with other univerisities [00:30:43] * vishwin wishes digitalocean still honoured their credit coupons for existing accounts [00:39:55] =( [00:40:00] going with aws [00:40:13] can anyone tell me which service i need? [00:44:20] EC2 for running servers [01:02:01] *** Quits: vishwin (~alliek@wikimedia/O) (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [01:07:30] *** Joins: vishwin (~alliek@wikimedia/O) [01:17:04] https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/hGVLYiuIQtUzTTiX4qL1?signature=08e7b902f2ad0aa4a3e45a4bfa03d3562f0a8ab1c12179a598dd576d2ac564b1&policy=eyJleHBpcnkiOjE0NTU3NzcyOTN9 [01:17:05] rip this is not at all intuitive [01:24:32] lol [01:25:19] I tried using AWS once [01:25:23] …never again. [01:38:36] *** Quits: vishwin (~alliek@wikimedia/O) (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [01:42:48] *** Joins: vishwin (~alliek@wikimedia/O) [01:46:23] zomg [01:46:24] com [01:46:25] CRUD [01:46:27] . [02:03:18] SamuelKelemen: did you get it sorted? [02:16:51] nope [02:17:24] I just ended up opening my ports and tunneling to the internet.... on a brand new pc... shiiit [02:17:33] gg [02:17:40] lol [02:17:48] lol no password needed [02:17:54] uh oh. [02:17:58] oh myyy [02:18:09] fire away: https://e78e0afc.ngrok.io [02:18:10] Title: App| Home [02:18:56] meanwhile this is my predicament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbemxOAVIAAzCId.jpg:orig [02:19:25] let me get that tablet [02:19:55] that ain't no tablet. [02:19:58] >needing a unicomp /and/ a think eyboard [02:20:11] that ain't no think keyboard either. [02:20:15] let me get that monitor [02:20:33] lol the monitor is some money [02:20:35] 4K dawg [02:20:42] fuck keyboards without letters. tried that once, and then tried to write some code, and some passwords, and i killed myself [02:20:48] wuuuuuut [02:20:50] jelly [02:21:04] mostly because my laptop (thinkpad W550s) has a 3K screen [02:21:11] so can't use normal DPI monitors [02:21:46] my monitors are 2.5k from hella long ago [02:21:50] the "tablet"…is a pi. [02:38:55] ok [02:39:32] SamuelKelemen: you wrote code? [02:43:04] tes [02:43:06] yes [02:43:17] wait, what are you asking? [02:43:30] i never did it before. i thought code was a meme. [02:43:59] wut? 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[14:32:55] I don't think I hold any allegiances that strong. [14:35:30] I can't say I do either. [14:36:10] the concepts and design patterns matter more [14:37:18] I also don't think I could properly defend one language against another. If I said "I LOVE Ruby" and somebody said "why? Python is better" I wouldn't really have a great response to that. The conversation would probably devolve into my not caring. [14:37:22] *me [14:58:52] *** Joins: SamuelKelemen (442396c9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.68.35.150.201) [15:01:07] I'd just argue on concepts, design patterns and taste/mentality [15:01:28] *** Quits: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [15:02:54] in the end what matters are following the blueprint and logical correctness [15:03:20] and taste/mentality certainly play roles in how those principles get implemented [15:04:46] in the end only the user matters [15:04:48] http://tinyclouds.org/rant.html [15:04:48] Title: I hate almost all software [15:05:23] long-term maintainability and correctness matter too [15:06:19] and the author of that rant, judging by his tone, clearly hasn't tried the BSDs [15:06:46] im posting that link with my tongue slightly in my cheek. In any case I agree with you. but I don't think I could engage in a language battle without context. That's why I can't love a language in general. but i could maybe really love the benefits a language gives me for a project. [15:07:23] oh yeah, context most certainly matters [15:07:52] like, prototyping versus production [15:10:23] what do you work with for the most part? what's your go to prototyping language? [15:10:58] oh and fyi, the author of that rant also speaks to the elegance and simplicity of bsd, briefly, in another talk. [15:13:04] ah nice [15:13:36] python is my go-to prototyping language only because I've used it far too much [15:14:54] mine is perl because i do an awful lot of scripting involving string manipulation [15:15:25] also, 2-5x less LoC than C++11 [15:15:45] yes, it's slower, but it's run more rarely, so doesn't matter that much [15:16:05] m0shbear: curious, you're still in University, yeah? [15:16:13] i believe you're the UoT guy [15:16:38] I'm too lazy to change my facebook to state that i've graduated [15:16:48] lol sounds about right. [15:17:04] i see. when did you learn perl, and why did you learn perl? [15:17:38] can't recall, and because awk was too sed-y [15:18:07] aka i like shell scripts but i want expressiveness and noice regexes [15:18:46] i should get around to learning perl 6, at least because its OO isn't horribly low-level out of the box [15:19:26] I only worked with Perl when I was at a company working with very old technology [15:19:30] we also all wrote very bad perl [15:19:45] I was the first one to start refactoring things into modules so we could re-use [15:20:32] anyway, I asked when because I was wondering if you learned it because everybody else was using it, or because it was legacy [15:20:39] half the perl i touch, i refactor heavily, because jfc their code is horribly inefficient [15:20:47] also, expect zero comments [15:22:52] i've just been writing scripts in ruby lately [15:23:07] i don't need to do any text manipulation [15:25:13] yeah most of my ish is primitive message passing [15:25:59] *** Quits: SamuelKelemen (442396c9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.68.35.150.201) (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client) [15:26:29] message passing in perl isn't that bad with ithreads and work queues [15:26:44] I said *primitive*… [15:27:04] use c++11 and concurrent containers, then [15:28:14] *** Joins: SamuelKelemen (442396c9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.68.35.150.201) [15:28:34] …between discrete components that may very well be multiple microcontrollers [15:29:48] fine [15:29:49] erlang [15:29:55] heh [15:30:19] heh [15:31:18] lol: https://status.heroku.com/incidents/854 [15:31:19] Title: Heroku Status [15:31:20] iangcarroll: [15:31:29] woke up with a 1000 charge this morning :P [15:31:52] s/1000/$1000 [15:31:52] gsingh93 probably meant: woke up with a $1000 charge this morning :P [15:32:36] > heroku [15:32:45] gsingh93: did they actually charge it, or the invoice just displayed bad data? [15:32:46] *** Joins: dabockster (~textual@roam-220-137.plu.edu) [15:32:52] just the invoice [15:33:08] phew [15:35:42] gsingh93: is the & character in sed really that underrated [15:35:47] foobaz [15:35:52] s/foo/&bar/ [15:35:52] m0shbear probably meant: &barbaz [15:36:01] BAD BOT BAD [15:36:07] apparently yes [15:36:09] * m0shbear slaps yossarian-bot around a bit with a large trout [15:36:11] lel [15:36:21] *** Parts: dabockster (~textual@roam-220-137.plu.edu) ("Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com") [15:36:23] *** Joins: dabockster (~textual@roam-220-137.plu.edu) [15:36:23] > tries to act elitist, fails [15:36:34] I use it in sed and perl all the time [15:36:42] *** Quits: dabockster (~textual@roam-220-137.plu.edu) (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com) [15:36:47] yossarian-bot is just excessively gimped [15:37:07] *** Joins: dabockster (~dabockste@roam-220-137.plu.edu) [15:37:19] foobaz [15:37:24] s/foo/\&bar/ [15:37:24] m0shbear probably meant: foobarbaz [15:37:27] there we go [15:37:30] gsingh93: ^ [15:39:52] that said, $& is a bad practice in perl since it's horribly unoptimized in early perls [15:39:55] WARNING: If your code is to run on Perl 5.16 or earlier, beware that once Perl sees that you need one of $& , $` , or $' anywhere in the program, it has to provide them for every pattern match. This may substantially slow your program. [15:40:03] (from perldoc perlre) [15:40:15] Perl, eh? that's a name that I haven't heard in a long time... [15:40:27] nothing BEGIN { die unless $] > "5.020000" } can't fix :) [15:40:49] gsingh93: you were saying? 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[17:26:39] the subject matter was interesting to me tho so I just focused on it in my book [17:26:43] generally not a good experience [17:26:48] I regret taking that class lol [17:27:10] I mean [17:27:19] AP credit will make your college life easier [17:27:35] only for a subset of first yar [17:27:37] year [17:27:52] yeah [17:28:06] but in the long run it's some less credits you have to shill out for tho [17:28:13] and HS is a fucking joke anyways so why not do it [17:28:23] HS is a dank meme [17:28:26] I had a great time [17:28:49] dank meme is a dank meme [17:28:56] lol [17:29:36] m0shbear, u r a dank meme [17:29:59] cydrobolt: fucking right [17:40:45] lol high school [17:41:11] except my high school was a kinda big deal… [17:44:25] < m0shbear> FOR YOU [17:48:30] more like kobe went there… [17:56:59] vishwin, WAIT vishwin ur from lower merion? [17:57:15] vishwin_ ^ [17:58:14] vishwin_, i went to radnor lol [17:58:19] s/went/going to [17:58:19] cydrobolt probably meant: vishwin_, i going to to radnor lol [17:58:26] *** Quits: nimajneb (~roytenber@casewireless09.CWRU.Edu) (Quit: nimajneb) [18:01:39] *** Quits: SamuelKelemen (442396c9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.68.35.150.201) (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client) [18:04:00] that's right cydrobolt, I knew that [18:05:03] lol [18:05:13] we have yearly anti-lm weeks [18:05:19] fun fun fun [18:23:56] *** Joins: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) [18:33:39] *** Joins: SamuelKelemen (92e5ff15@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.146.229.255.21) [19:12:36] *** Quits: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) (Quit: Konversation terminated!) [19:14:42] *** Joins: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) [19:22:14] lol HS was great (in retrospect) [19:23:01] yeah, it's so fun :p [19:23:52] advice - go for all the chicks, make mistakes, and be yourself. Don't give a fuck, because after four years, you'll never see any of those plebs again. Their opinions matter little. [19:25:29] luckily my grade only has like 30 people in it, so pretty chill [19:27:11] HS was so dumb [19:27:19] what a terrible time [19:28:37] middle school was the actual ass [19:28:52] both were pretty silly [19:28:55] everybody in middle school acted like dicks because hormone changes [19:28:55] constant boredom [19:29:58] so who here is headed to MHacks tomorrow [19:30:00] cold_sauce? [19:31:20] got rejekted [19:31:25] or waitlisted [19:31:26] holy fuck [19:31:29] I'm kekking so hard [19:31:36] some one give me a generic name for an application [19:31:40] president obama talking about how he values anonymity [19:31:40] Title: President Obama on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee w/ Jerry Seinfeld [19:31:45] ACME App [19:31:53] ~about 16:40 [19:31:58] lol less generic than that [19:32:02] SamuelKelemen: app.ly [19:32:09] 6:40 not 16:40 [19:32:10] app.io [19:32:22] are any of those available? [19:32:43] whats the best domain name that you guys own? [19:32:48] ian.sh [19:32:59] i own jonah.wtf [19:33:12] neuralneat.com i own [19:33:13] pretty good one [19:33:23] machiin.es and machiines.com [19:33:27] those are probably my best [19:33:49] * vishwin_ just renewed his only domain name yesterday [19:37:38] shit [19:38:56] mm? [19:39:44] kill.me is available [19:41:30] no its not [19:41:35] that would be dope [19:42:02] i think domain squatters ruin the fun for everybody [19:44:36] did they also squat fuck.me or is a legitimate (>implying) cam or dating site using that? [19:45:00] LOL sh.it is unassignable [19:45:11] kek [19:45:11] lol [19:45:25] what about awsh.it ? [19:45:41] registered [19:46:01] and the real whois info for that domain is in the clear [19:46:05] aka unobfuscated [19:46:26] awsh seems like it could be a name [19:46:57] apparently it's affiliated with reliance consulting [19:47:04] seems to be italian [19:48:07] @vishwin_ domains generally have to be 3+ chars [19:48:16] o.co [19:48:45] yeah, they're not for general registrar though. you have contact the registrar [19:49:19] oic [19:51:30] do you guys use FIXME, TODO, and XXX in your comments? [19:51:34] yes [19:52:08] have those got a name? [19:52:16] meta-comments [19:52:45] i want to google for a list of all of them. [19:53:43] lol im going to buy beer.ca and redirect it to molsons [19:54:32] very lewd [19:56:17] certly.io is more fancy now [19:57:00] iangcarroll: very dark [19:57:35] https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/jesbKduETo6irsfVw7Ry?signature=bd82fcabf2ed66c204538551ce435abccb846a5239e77493b27d472800cdb4ba&policy=eyJleHBpcnkiOjE0NTU4NDY2OTl9 [19:57:57] poe@certly.io [19:58:01] jglover type the konami code, and it goes all pastel [19:58:39] lies [19:58:40] :P [19:58:46] shhhh.sh [19:59:05] i don't even know the konami code [19:59:06] so it's fine [19:59:43] up, up, down, down, left, right, b, a [19:59:57] oh ive heard of that [20:00:00] for video games, right? [20:00:40] yeah, and basically everything these days [20:00:54] lots of websites implement konami code easter eggs [20:01:08] SamuelKelemen: was it you or jeroen that was trying to scrape google finance for stock prices? [20:03:21] not me. there are a bunch of APIs for that [20:03:32] i get you guys mixed up for some reason [20:03:35] plus, I have access to bloomber [20:03:50] i dont even know who jeroen is [20:03:58] the guy i get you mixed up with [20:04:12] *** Quits: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) (Excess Flood) [20:05:05] looks like he might be a cohort of Michael Bailey [20:06:38] lol [20:08:37] have any of you read "Javascript: the good parts" ? [20:09:15] oh nevermind, found something that answered my questions [20:10:02] meanwhile I'm sitting here briefing myself on ncurses [20:10:26] for what reason? [20:10:41] the hack [20:10:53] what is "the hack" ? [20:11:21] I'll let more people know when we actually start building it tomorrow [20:11:27] oh you're going to mhacks [20:11:35] i stopped getting accepted to mhacks [20:11:38] or any hacks [20:11:39] :( [20:12:36] *** Joins: robbyoconnor (~wakawaka@guifications/user/r0bby) [20:12:44] most hackathons should not have application processes [20:12:51] given the attendance/bail rate [20:13:21] i would get so sleepy. its probably good i don't go anymore [20:13:46] i wanted to go to UofT hacks [20:14:02] but they never confirmed or denied my application. I think i applied too early and something got broken. [20:14:24] i STILL haven't been reimbursed for YHack [20:14:27] that's fucked [20:14:38] i gotta pay rent yo [20:14:39] what happened with both UofT and YHack [20:14:55] I only just got reimbursed from YHack like a couple weeks ago [20:15:00] because venmo limits [20:15:25] considering they basically paid for everybody's plane tickets lol [20:15:40] and I was the weirdo with a rental car [20:15:52] vishwin_: yeah they must have got the venue for free because they paid for a LOT of tickets [20:15:53] does YHack ever make the pun. "Y Hack? " and then tell you about programming ? 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